Introduction
I don't have a heart for fakers who shed crocodile tears nor do I have sentimental value for emotional basted-s. I'm the devil's work of art. Nobody knows me too much to hurt me neither does anyone knows me too deep to understand me.
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April fool's happenings
Woke up on the morning...early in the mornng to go DRAG maself to church wif Jie. JIe was weariong gc's Good morning revival t-shirt....ish ish ish
Jie:Dude, u jealous?
Me: DEFINATELY....gona strip you man....
nutin much go on in the car cus scared ma dad reports to ma mum about wert we tok about since dey have a so called bad impression on her d, dun wana make tins worse...
We craqpped out hearts out in church and told her about wat ma parents said about her...conclusion that we made:
MA PARENTS DUN BELIEVE BOTH OF US...lol
sumo all the satanic stuff and all that shit...man, we are so pure nonsense...
Went to dinner later sumwhere la..called hai boey...new place. We called sumtin like corcodile meat...I was initially keen on trying it but wen it came out...I felt miserable guilty cus ppl like steve irwin gave their life for these animals and I was der, EATING IT. I mean they are not like chicken or beef where it is farmend and breed.I felt so guilty that i dun wana eat after the first bite....
I din realise that it was the 1st of april untill Jie told me. So I din fool anyone except...Su Qing:
Sms...
Me: Eh tmr no econs cus Ms. Lucy have emergency
SQ: Dun try to fool me cus today is april fool u noe...
Me: reali la...if u din tell me i wun noe dat today is april fool....
And she reali did call me and she actuali fell faw it...so dat's all la. The funi part is her expression....I was laughin ma ass out and yet she actuali dun wana admit that she fell it...haiz...