Introduction
I don't have a heart for fakers who shed crocodile tears nor do I have sentimental value for emotional basted-s. I'm the devil's work of art. Nobody knows me too much to hurt me neither does anyone knows me too deep to understand me.
Blogging
reality show...
Okie dokie...This will be for my baby darling aka ma beloved cuzzie.I need your votes ppl...so pls feel free to tag ur votes in.
Situation:
I just use ma imagination...may not be excatly wad happened...specificly
My auntie(aka ma cuzzie's mum): Che(aka ma cuzzie),I bought 2 gym cupons for you la...
cuzzie:O reali,cool...lookin at ma spare typres I think I would need em...
Auntie:But they say onli one cupon per person...haiz...gona waste one...
cuzzie:tarek ape...d cupon say hw many time I can go ar?
Auntie:Ten times per cupon...
cuzzie thinks:ok la...go der teman ma mum oso nice...
So off she went to the gym expecting to loose some fats and nutin else...but she din expect...
cute guy:Hi,I'm cute guy (his name le) and I'm your instructor...
cuzzie:....*pengsan*
So she found this cute guy in the gym...her instructor faw 10 times onli...she visited d gym 5 times adey and gota noe dat he's 19...*dat means ade chance le*...BUT...
Msn....
cuzzie:I met this cute guy in the gym...reminds me of u...
me: SWT...so wad u gona do?
cuzzie explains about her 10 times tingy....
me:so u got his numba d?
cuzzie:nope...shy ler...
me:Swt!!! u can feel shy wan ar? never knew...
Anyway,as a gud cuzzie aka muah,hu is waitin faw her wedding dinner invitation eagerly, decided to set up plans faw her.And her genious cuzzie came out wif...
PLAN A:
In the gym running...
cuzzie:How long do I have to run on this ar?
Cute guy: A few centuries if ya gona be so slow...
cuzzie:O, malasnyer...*manja abit la*
Cute guy:ape ler...
cuzzie:Nvm,so teman me cakep...
cute guy:k...
den cakep cakep till...
cuzzie:o yea, can I have ur numba?
cute guy:buate ape u mau?
cuzzie:(blushes)...cus...u handsum...
TIME OUT: hahahahaha
cute guy: ok la....
conclusion:get the numba straight fwd...
PLAN B:
House line to gym...
Cuzzie:Helo,may I speak to cute guy?
Boss of gym: Ok...wait ar....
Background:Oi,got sexy girl callin u...*che wah*
Cute guy:Helo, hu's dis?
cuzzie:(with intense breathing)...I'm Miss Dum Dum(fake name).I would like you to instruct me faw ma nex gym visit.So I wana noe wen u are free...
Cute guy:I will be here every day la miss...except durin lunch....
Cuzzie: Ya ler but that doesn't mean u are always free rite....
Cute guy:In a way la...
Cuzzie:Tak ape....cus I not sure wen I can come...u noe ler buisness n all...so can I have ur numba so dat I can call u?more convinent...
BINGO...so that's plan B...I wouldn't recomend Plan C
Plan C:
my cousin din go gym again untill chinese new year...and this time,I'm goin with her...
Cuzzie:Hi, I brought ma cousin since I got an extra cupon...
Cute guy:o...cool
I'm registering at the counter....
Cuzzie:(calls me)Eh, come here faw a while...
me:K...I walk der....
Cuzzie: this is my cousin frm penang...
Cute guy pengsans cus I'm jus to cute...muahaha
den I go cari his handpone and miss call ma cuzzie's numba....hahaha
Rewind....
Cuzzie:this is my couosin frm penang...
me:Hi, nice to meet u...by the way can I have ur numba pls?
Cuzzie:...SWTS....
Since she is so shy to make the move i make the move faw her la...hahaha
End of story,so what will it be,cast ur votes on the tag board....